Wednesday, May 8, 2013

My "top 10" list of dumb things the federal government has done recently

I mentioned in my last post that I thought our federal government these days seemed to excel at doing dumb, self-defeating things. With a tip of the hat to Johnny Carson, here is my own “top 10” list of dumb, counter-productive, self-defeating things our federal government has done in recent times, covering both the Bush and Obama administrations so that the blame is fairly spread over both political parties:

No. 10 – Since campaign money is already severely distorting the electoral process, remove the last effective restraint on unlimited funding from corporations (Supreme Court Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission) so that the problem will be worse.

No. 9 – Increase the number of drone attacks on suspected terrorists, thereby killing more innocent civilians who happen to be nearby, increasing the already sky-high resentment against America in the Middle East and helping immensely the recruiting of new terrorists.

No. 8 – Since the various intelligence and domestic investigatory agencies were seen, after 9/11, to be too big, slow-moving and bureaucratic to be effective, combine them all into a single new agency called “homeland security” which is an order of magnitude bigger, slower-moving and more bureaucratic.

No. 7 - When immigration is the only thing keeping America from the demographic woes of other first world nations (losing workers at the same time they are gaining old people), when immigrants started 28% of all new U.S. businesses in 2011, despite accounting for just 13% of the U.S. population, and are twice as likely as the native-born to start a new business, require the world’s best and brightest who come to this country to get a good education to leave the country just when they are ready to become productive and create US jobs.

No. 6 - With entitlement expenses (Medicare, Medicaid & Social Security) already growing so fast that, unless the law is changed, they will consume almost one-fifth of the nation’s gross domestic product, and almost the entire federal budget, by 2050,  make the problem worse by adding a $1.2 trillion drug plan to Medicare.

No. 5 - Since some US banks are deemed “too big to allow to fail”, encourage them to take over other failing banks so that now they are even bigger, and their potential failure even more of a threat to the economy.

No. 4 - With the federal government already borrowing about 40 cents of every dollar spent, increase federal spending by 29% between 2007 and 2009, and keep it there.

No. 3 - In the midst of a major recession, when all federal efforts ought to have been focused on improving the economy and reducing unemployment, spend 18 months and most of the available political capital pushing through a 2000+ page health bill so complex that to this day it is poorly understood and quite possibly impossible to implement.

No. 2 - Get us into two simultaneous unwinnable ground wars in the Middle East, the “graveyard of empires”, when any half-educated student of history knows that invaders from Alexander the Great and Genghis Khan to the British Empire and the Soviet Union came to grief in these areas.

No. 1 - Having got us into these unfortunate and unwinnable wars, keep us in them, bleeding money, lives, and American good will around the world for 12 years, twice as long as World War II.